幽默式演講開場白

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幽默式演講開場白

　　導語：幽默它是外來詞，這是一個音、意兩譯的詞，其表達恰到好處。下面是小編為你帶來的幽默式演講開場白，歡迎閱讀。

幽默式演講開場白

　　幽默式演講開場白一：

　　1. As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.

　　2. Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!...

　　3. At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table...

　　4. I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars...

　　5. If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s...

　　6. I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.

　　7. People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd...

　　幽默式演講開場白二：

　　不好意思，各位，你們來錯地方了，今天的演講取消了;我想我們并不需要什么演講，我們需要的是真心的溝通，那么，我們今天真心的溝通就開始了。(一上場就跟聽眾講今天的演講取消了，所有人都會非常驚訝，然后想到底怎么回事?此時聽眾的注意力全都被吸引到了演講者的身上，然后演講者開始說：“我們今天真心的'溝通就開始了。”接下去就開始演講，這種方式最大的好處就是能迅速抓住聽眾的注意力。)

　　“朋友們，有些人真是經營有道，投機有方啊!有一首《訣竅銘》這一告訴我們：位不在高，頭尖則靈;官不在大，手長則行;斯是訣竅，唯吾鉆營;對上捧粗腿，對下用私人;吹牛走鴻運，拍馬不碰針，可以開后門，講交情。無正義之細胞，無原則之準繩，煙酒來開道，金錢能通神。孔子曰：‘何鄙之有’?”

　　我姓胡，所以我接下來說的是胡言，各位不可當真(非正式場合發言前聲明)我姓古，今天是晚上，天上有那么一點月光，與我和在一起就成了胡了，所以我說的可能是胡言亂語，各位不可計較呀!

　　LadiesandGentlemen，有請我閃亮登臺，很喜歡我的請鼓掌，太喜歡我的不要鼓掌，謝謝合作…

　　這段開場白給人們留下了非常坦誠、風趣幽默的良好印象。不久，在“金話筒之夜”文藝晚會上，只見他滿臉含笑，對觀眾說：“很高興又見到了你們，很不幸又見到了我…

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